Joke of the Day VII

So a Jew, a black man, an Asian and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartended says, "What, is this a joke?!"

Joke of the Day VI

Police have announced they believe terrorists are planning to place bombs in tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti. They're worried that if one goes off, it could spell DISASTER.

Joke of the Day II

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'


A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.



The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the

feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:


1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;


2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers

is incomprehensible to everyone else;


3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for

possible later retrieval; and


4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself

spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.



The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be

Masculine ('el computador'), because:


1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;


2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;


3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and


4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


The women won.

Joke of the Day V

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".