Joke of the Day XXIV

An old man goes into a drug store to fill a Viagra prescription.

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' he asks the pharmacist.


'I can cut them for you', said the pharmacist,

'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'

'I am 96', said the old man. 'I don't want an erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on
my slippers'.