So me and my wife went to my 20-year high school reunion. She noticed I kept staring at a woman who was sitting alone and having at least 7 shots of whiskey. She asked why I was. "That was the girl I was dating in my senior year. I dumped her after high school and she's been drinking ever since." My wife said "Gee, I didn't know people could celebrate for that long."
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