Joke of the Day XIV

Dave and Bubba are sitting at the local bar:

Dave: Bubba, how do you do it? You know, please the women all the time?

Bubba: Well Dave, since your my best friend, I will tell you my secret to bedroom success. You see I put my pecker between the door and jam and keep banging it till it goes numb. I can go on forever then. Just drives the women wild!

Dave rushes home to try out this new found information on his wife. He quietly goes into the house and does what Bubba said. All the sudden from the bedroom he hears his wife: Bubba, is that you!