Joke of the Day XI

Bono, lead singer of U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being a bit self-righteous.

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.

Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies"

From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet...
"Well, f**kin stop doin it then, ya evil bas tard!